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By J.A. Konrath

JA Konrath, writer of the Lt. Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels thrilller sequence (Whiskey bitter, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, soiled Martini, Fuzzy Navel, Cherry Bomb, Shaken, Stirred, Rum Runner, final name) deals a huge 180,000 note choice of sixty-five formerly released brief tales from the mystery, horror, and comedy genres, together with many from his award-winning series.

Stories to make you snort, scream, balk, imagine, scratch your head, and roll your eyes. This assortment has whatever to delight all kinds of Kindle reader, and is a cheap solution to get brought to the writer and his work.

Contents include:

On the Rocks - Jack Daniels solves a locked room mystery
Whelp sought after - Harry McGlade turns into a dognapper
Street track - Phineas Troutt hunts a prostitute
The person who bought Away - The Gingerbread Man's final victim
With a Twist - Jack Daniels solves an most unlikely crime
Epitaph - Phineas Troutt avenges a death
Taken to the Cleaners - Harry McGlade goofs off
Body photographs - Jack Daniels at a faculty shooting
Suffer - Phineas Troutt as a hitman
Overproof - Jack Daniels discovers what's preventing traffic
Bereavement - Phineas Troutt as hitman
Pot Shot - Herb Benedict will get shot at
Last Request - Phineas Troutt meets his match
Planter's Punch - Jack Daniels meets Tom Schreck's Duffy Domborwski
Truck cease - Jack Daniels meets Taylor from AFRAID and Donaldson from SERIAL


The vast men - flash fiction
The contract - very nasty noir
A Fistful of comfortable - a satire of the comfy genre
Cleansing - a criminal offense of biblical proportions
Lying Eyes - clear up it yourself
Perfect Plan - remedy it yourself
Piece of Cake - clear up it yourself
Animal allure - resolve it yourself
Basketcase - hardboiled horror
Urgent answer wanted - how you can care for spammers
Blaine's Deal - parody of hardboiled noir
The Confession - bad noir

Finicky Eater - nuclear holocaust and cannibals
The Screaming - Van Helsing lives
Mr. Pull Ups - physique amendment horror
The Shed - a few losers locate the door to hell
Them's reliable Eats - rednecks vs. aliens
First Time - a young coming of age story
Forgiveness - the genesis of evil
Redux - ghost tale noir
The Bag - what is within the bag?
Careful, He Bites - lyncanthrope flash fiction
Symbios - sci-fi horror
A topic of flavor - zombie flash fiction
Embrace - gothic fiction
Trailer Sucks - gross out gore
Markey - mental horror
Punishment Room - awful suspense
Shapeshifter's nameless - humorous paranormal
SERIAL - with Blake Crouch
Dear Diary - a dip into madness
The Eagle - early horror
A Sound of Blunder - with F. Paul Wilson

Light Drizzle - parody of hitman stories
Mr. Spaceman - technological know-how fiction satire
Don't Press That Button! - essay on James Bond
Piranha Pool - comedy approximately writing
Well Balanced Meal - gross out humor
A Newbie's advisor to Thrillerfest - essay on writing conventions
Inspector Oxnard - parody of mysteries
Appalachian Lullaby - radioactive monkeys
One evening merely - funny story
An Archaeologist's tale - satire
Could Stephanie Plum automobile particularly Get vehicle coverage? - essay
Cozy or Hardboiled? - essay
Addiction - comedy approximately writing
Weigh to move - humor column approximately health and wellbeing clubs
Cub Scout Gore banquet - with Jeff Strand
Hint Fiction - 4 tremendous shorts

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I don’t know if I can find a male dog in just 12 hours, Mr. ” I heard her gasp. ” “I’ll do it, too. She’s got enough hide on her to make two suitcases and a carry-on. ” I scratched Julia on the head, and she licked my chin. Her breath made me teary-eyed. ” “I’ll call you tomorrow morning with the details. ” “I…I already called the police. ” Hell. “Well, don’t call the police again. I have a friend at the Post Office who gives me a discount rate. ” I hit the disconnect. ” Thorpe asked. “Like a charm.

He’s the building owner,” Officer Johnson chimed in. ” “She had a shit for a boyfriend, a man named Glenn. ” “About ten days ago. I know because she asked me to change the lock on her door. ” “I did not. Ms. Hellerman just mentioned it to me in the elevator once. ” “No. ” “I’ll need to see tapes going back two weeks. ” Mortimer Hughes came out of the bathroom. He was holding a closed set of tweezers in one hand, his other hand cupped beneath it. “I dug a fiber out of the victim’s neck. ” I asked.

I realized, to my befuddlement, that I actually believed her. “Fine. ” Abigail handed me the leash. I stared down at the dog. It was a male, but I doubted I could fool Thorpe into thinking it was Marcus. Even if I shaved off all the fur and shortened the legs with a saw. ” I asked. She dug into her purse and pulled out a check. ” “It’s good. ” Abigail did the lip quiver thing again. “Oh my goodness, I didn’t even think of that. ” More tears. “Calm down. Don’t cry. ” I offered her a handkerchief.

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